For the person who jingles all the wrong bells. 😏
This “Oops, I Forgot to Pretend I Wasn’t Thinking Dirty Thoughts” Ugly Christmas Sweater is unapologetically naughty and absolutely perfect for holiday parties where subtlety is… not happening. Soft, cozy, and guaranteed to earn at least three shocked laughs and one judging aunt.

Wear it to office parties (if you’re brave), friendsmas chaos, white elephant exchanges, or anywhere you want to bring a little spice to the season. It’s bold, it’s funny, and it’s basically mistletoe energy in sweatshirt form.

A perfect gift for your partner, your bestie with zero filter, or the coworker who should realistically be supervised.

The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints and embroidery, while the ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort. Practical, sturdy, and print-friendly, the Gildan 18000 sweatshirt remains a top choice for custom apparel.